Friday, February 24, 2012

WHY WHY WHY WHY are people going to vote for him?





I honestly have so many things to say about this video. Starting with what the HECK!!! "African Americans for Obama"? First, let me start off with the comment: How is this NOT racism? Let's single out black people!! yeah!! That might just be the definition of racism. And please don't get me started on the fact that the description "African-American" is really more politically incorrect than the description "black" How many black people even identify with an African country anymore? My guess is not very many. A good chunk of black people in America are more American than the white people. And hey, let's just call it like it is. We are American. I know that that might offend some people, but as Laurel Thatcher Ulrich famously said "Well behaved women rarely make history." Being an American of any variety is frickn' awesome. I'm certainly not apologizing for it.

Next comment: "Everybody does their fair share..." Excuse me while I choke on the ice cream that I worked to buy. Now don't get me wrong I feel for the people who legitimately need welfare. But Mr. President, what about those low life bottom feeders who would prefer to exploit your precious system and NEVER DO ANYTHING. I feel like there is nothing "fair" about that. Mr. President, you would greatly benefit from a lovely saying my parents always told me, "fair is where you go to see the pigs." Seen any pigs lately, Mr. President? LIFE ISN'T FAIR! or a fair. Depending on how you want to look at it.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

School Lunches

Fellow Americans....
Remember that beautiful time when we could eat basically anything we wanted for lunch at school. I remember days when I would bring carrots, apples, and caramel. And that would be the extent of my lunch. I would throw in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every once in awhile. Or I would eat the lunch food at school that somehow passed for nutritious, but usually included some sort of chicken/filler rolled in bread with some raw cauliflower, frozen "juice" pops and jello. I think the sugar content exceeds the sugar I eat now. (If you know me, that is a crazy amount of sugar... oreos are a main staple in my diet). So delicious, right? Anyway, on to my point. The USDA has now taken it upon themselves to start inspecting the lunches that children bring from home to school. A 4 year old in North Carolina was not allowed to eat her Turkey sandwich, banana, potato chips and apple juice because this inspector deemed it not nutritious enough. Instead, they gave her a lunch of chicken nuggets. Because somehow, in the great scheme of things, breaded chicken nuggets are far nutritiously superior than a turkey sandwich. And get this, the cafeteria sent a bill home for the meal. Are you kidding me? I'm going to get all Constitution up in here. I do not recall anywhere in the Constitution where the Feds were given the power to tell us what to eat, or really anywhere that has anything to do with food... AT ALL. Which kind of undermines the ENTIRE USDA. Just sayin'. Hey, I like food that isn't going to kill me. I've read The Jungle. I know all about it. But come on. A turkey sandwich is not going to hurt a 4 year old. Come off it. This is just the next step to this thing we like to call a nanny state. My mom and dad raised me just fine. I don't need the feds telling me how to raise my kids in the future. But thanks.
NOT OBAMA 2012

:)
Abbs